Where's Simon Cowell when you really need him?

The Aries might not make it. // This baby can take temperatures up to 9000 degrees!

15:55 -- Super Ecchi XXXtreme Uncensored Action!!!

(13:42) Why is there MANservice in my eroge adaptation animu?

Original subs by No-Name Losers.

Ever17 is Soul Link in the ocean. Search your feelings, you know it to be true!

Do not attempt to adjust your color settings.

Now with moar plot-relevant gang raep.

Red, is attacking, Green! How amusing!

Close the blast doors! Open the blast doors! Close the blast doors! Open the blast doors!

This is the cancer that is killing /c/. BakaBT offer, anyone?

If you've spotted any errors in this release, please mention them at the blog so I can compile v2s.

Paintball In Space: Serious Business.

Hemlock for the gods.

I ain't afraid of no ghosts.

English softsubs somewhat based on WinD's subs. DVD encodes by A.M.E. -- not perfect, but still better than DTV and the only raws out there.

Warning! Inserting stone fragments in eye may be hazardous to your health.

Soul Link subscribes to the Final Fantasy 6 school of thought on the "How are babies made?" question.

Nishizawa: taking coaching lessons from the Rutgers basketball program.

Yuuji Kagura: He's climbing in your windows, he's snatching your imoutos up...

Remember kids, always act like something you're not, so that people will think you're cool.

Hope you like insert song karaoke...

Softsubbed re-release; original translation by Static-Subs.

Sister Hatsune sure healed all my concerns last night.

Warning: Copious MANservice in this episode.

Terminus est. Anyone wanna offer this on BakaBT?

Wake up, SleepyBones! Find the living and cut their vile flesh!

Unintentionally a 1-shot OVA. Softsubs based on ANBU's translation.

Gotta love these episodes that dredge up memories of my embarrassing high-school-era jealousy incidents.

Momoka's only mistake was that her revenge was not vengeful enough.

I could eat a peach for hours.

Translations originally by Ryoumi, although these are not the same Ryoumi subs you remember from 2006.

You must construct additional sand castles!

They should show this episode to the girls in 5th-grade health class.

Dangerous trap is dangerous.

Episode renumbered. This ep is listed on AniDB and elsewhere as ep 11, "Destiny from the Ancient Times."

Now why would a repressed, anti-social, gun-toting, homicidal jealous brocon maniac girl have no friends?

Who needs a fourth wall?

Alternate title: The Pseudo-Sexual Frustrations of Marie Kagura.

Original translations by Static-Subs.

Now with enough waki exposure to satiate Artefact.

2004 OVA, adapted from VN. Subs based on Static-Subs and Anime-Empire.