I think Akari's going to be in the market for a box cutter soon...

They should show this episode to the girls in 5th-grade health class.

Merry Christmas to all, now you're all gonna die!

Dangerous trap is dangerous.

Beware of love triangles; they're very pointy.

Warning! Inserting stone fragments in eye may be hazardous to your health.

Do YOU remember love? Well, do you? You'd better say yes, or else!

I could eat a peach for hours.

NEVAR FORGET.

Do not attempt to adjust your color settings.

Momoka's only mistake was that her revenge was not vengeful enough.

Wake up, SleepyBones! Find the living and cut their vile flesh!

Sorry, no ecchi here. Want a DVD version of the series itself? Go to the website link and request/demand it.

Who needs a fourth wall?

It is done. Somebody offer to BakaBT plz~

Translations originally by Ryoumi, although these are not the same Ryoumi subs you remember from 2006.

Yuuji Kagura: He's climbing in your windows, he's snatching your imoutos up...

Paintball In Space: Serious Business.

Remember kids, always act like something you're not, so that people will think you're cool.

Close the blast doors! Open the blast doors! Close the blast doors! Open the blast doors!

Now why would a repressed, anti-social, gun-toting, homicidal jealous brocon maniac girl have no friends?

If you don't hear from me in a month, SEND SOUL LINK!

Red, is attacking, Green! How amusing!

Sister Hatsune sure healed all my concerns last night.

Now with moar plot-relevant gang raep.

Soul Link subscribes to the Final Fantasy 6 school of thought on the "How are babies made?" question.

Now with enough waki exposure to satiate Artefact.

Started talkin' sh1t, wouldn't you know, I reached back like a pimp and a slapped the ho!

Gotta love these episodes that dredge up memories of my embarrassing high-school-era jealousy incidents.

(13:42) Why is there MANservice in my eroge adaptation animu?

You must construct additional sand castles!

Ever17 is Soul Link in the ocean. Search your feelings, you know it to be true!

Warning: Copious MANservice in this episode.

Remember, colors picked from characters' hair "fit the anime."

Alternate title: The Pseudo-Sexual Frustrations of Marie Kagura.

The Aries might not make it. // This baby can take temperatures up to 9000 degrees!

Show's almost done, so have some extras.

v2s for subtitle errors of varying severity for six episodes. Patches are in the torrent and at: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=GYCWULB

Terminus est. Anyone wanna offer this on BakaBT?

This is the cancer that is killing /c/. BakaBT offer, anyone?

AKA Lime-iro Senkitan, AAKA Raimuiro Senkitan. Uncensored softsubbed DVD version, original translations by ANBU-AonE. If anyone can provide the DVD .isos for this, please post on the blog.

Rizelmine 01, new encode from R2J .iso, creditless ordered chapters, subs from AIP/AC and improved where necessary.

The Amanohara launches, but not without incident. Future releases will use the English title, so search accordingly.

Tomonori Iwaki needs to attend or perhaps found CEA: Cake Eaters Anonymous.

I never want to type the words "Lt. Commander" ever again.

Contains Lampshade Hanging of Limited Wardrobe.